At least you lost your motorcycle to legitimate reasons.
One character in my group ordered his Suzuki bike to "Drive Home", and it drove off. I asked the Player if he had set his address as "Home" to the motorcycle system.
"Hell no, if anyone ever got a hold of my bike they'd use it to... Aw hell, I order it to stop."
"Oh, it's long out of range, and you had it slaved to direct communication from your Commlink only, no Matrix, remember?"
"... Damn. Fair cop, I will admit. Wait, where is home for it, anyhow?"
"The Factory, I guess."
"So it's going to drive to... Japan?"
He still asks how the bike is doing driving underwater.