Al hadn't intended for Alyce to come with him to Andoung Tuek. He'd figured she'd catch up with him along with the rest of the group, make the trip in an air conditioned truck cab. Hell, wouldn't have surpised him if that Ling guy had a luxury sedan on tap, just for the one-day drive. But there she was with the tickets. And she was pretty inoffensive company.
He could see at the station that she was less than pleased with the ambience, but also that she handled it well. Distasteful, it seemed, but hardly novel. Good. He was already having to constantly remind himself she was blind. He still didn't understand her entire set-up, but hadn't been able to identify any deficiencies. He realized that without even thinking about it, he'd gone from trying to gauge her vulnerability to challenging himself to find any point of functional disability whatsoever. And no luck yet.
So all aboard, and away they went. He smoked. The best thing about the years since he'd left Europe was that ever since then he'd never once had anyone tell him he couldn't smoke somewhere.
The scenery along the highway was familiar, but he never tired of Cambodia's natural beauty. And he realized he was looking forward to heading into the mountains, where the views would put this roadside crap to shame.
He glanced over at Alyce to say as much, and found an even better view. Damned girl was going to have to learn the use of buttons or he'd have blue balls for the duration. It was a problem he could live with, though.
What he couldn't live with was that she'd fallen asleep on his shoulder. Consarn it! Friend or stranger, he hated that. He didn't know why. Or, rather, he knew why but he didn't know why he was always so hesitant, nay, cripplingly reluctant, to rectify the problem.
Because if he moved, they might wake up. Might not. But might. So he couldn't move. And once he knew that, knew it, well, it didn't matter how comfortable he'd been a few seconds earlier, suddenly every muscle needed stretching, he suddenly needed to pee, and every inch of his skin, especially his ass, would start to itch.
So move. But he couldn't do it. Sure as hell not if it was a lady. And sure enough, there was that tickle around his perineum. He tried squirming in his jeans just slightly, but that just made him more aware of it. He looked at the scenery, did that kid game where he tried to find the Khmer alphabet in sequence on signboards and license plates. Stared at the girl's facial tat and tried to guess its significance. Stared at her breast and let himself imagine catching her bathing in some isolated spring somewhere. The last one worked longest, but soon enough he figured he must need to pee, too. And then, after an hour or so, he really did have to pee. Which was a lot worse.
He was finally reduced to praying to the voodoo gods for help. As usual, it worked like a charm. The first sign was a smell. Burning rubber. Faint at first, but it had just that tinge of engine oil that let him know it wasn't from any of the field burns they were passing. Then a faint popping. Now he had to move, because if he didn't the bus would soon be kaput.
He thanked Ghede and Samedi, then shifted slightly, and she was awake. "Sorry darlin', gotta have a chat with the driver."
The aisle was full of people, but he worked his way up anyway. The problem was, they'd just left a town behind five minutes ago, but the next was a good two hours ahead. He knew the bus was only good for half of that, so the longer they continued, the farther they'd be from anywhere. When they stopped moving. Not safe. Not around here.
As luck would have it, the driver turned out to be a congenital idiot.
"Hey my friend, you need to stop the bus, please."
"Sorry, no unscheduled stops."
"Yes, well, do you smell that? That's your drive belt chafing."
"I know."
"You know? Well, if that doesn't worry you, do you hear that sound?"
"No."
"That pop-pop-popping sound?"
"No."
"My friend, that\s premature ignition in your cylinder. It's getting worse. You will blow a piston in about an hour, or lose your drive belt in about the same time. The only thing to bet on is which goes first."
"The mechanic in the capital said there were problems but we would make it to Andoung for service there."
Al persisted for some time, until the man got irate. So he shrugged, found an empty bottle on the floor to pee into, tossed it out the window, and went back to his seat. In response to Alyce's questioning look, he simply said, "Rest easy, hon. Next rest area's comin' up in an hour."