The immediate thought I had when I read it. Although I was going with some Nanopaste Disguise as well:
"We're looking for a Asian Woman with Black Hair and a B-Cup, not an African Woman with Fiberoptic Hair and D-Cup."
"I'm Black you racist son of a slitch!"
"Sorry, ma'am, looking for a dangerous criminal."
"Oh, I so thought we were past the 'Blame The Angry Black Person' stage of things."
*AR Warning* "ABORT, ABORT, PR does not need another 'Situation'!"