Dear Mister Knight-
I just want to say thank you for your fine line of Ares brand products.
Why, just the other day, while a Knight Errant guard squad was trying to prevent my coworkers from delivering a 'package' to the main structural supports of one of your facilities, only to be liberated from their bodies by a gas grenade loaded with Shade, your Ares Predator V was the ideal sidearm for eliminating potential complications before they could return.
According to our chaos mage, who was watching the exchange astrally, the look of their spirits as I rendered their vessels shedim-proof- for the safety of facility personnel, of course- through liberal application of high explosive ammunition from my reliable Ares Predator V was the most beautiful sight she had ever seen.
Ares Arms: Making the world a safer place, even from astral threats.
-Blue Rose