Shadowrun
Shadowrun General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kato on <09-09-19/2041:57>
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I have a character who is playing a four-armed troll (Shiva Arms) and I'm looking for good insults people can hurl at him for being a freak. I figured I'm bring it to the masses. Something along the lines of the following:
"When did the circus get in town?"
"Holy drek, it's spider troll!"
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Who let Goro in here?
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Wow, your Machoke evolved!
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Is that a four-armed troll, or an ork with a dwarf on his shoulders?
Go back to Thunderdome, Master Blaster.
Horns weren't enough, you had to grow extra arms, too?
Somewhere there's a big striped tent missing a sideshow.
Go juggle something, why don't you?
That's the dumbest-looking bug spirit I've ever seen.
Can you pat your head, rub your tummy, scratch your ass, and pick your nose at the same time?
EDIT TO ADD:
Your mother was a hexapod.