[Jadehellbringer]

Let's make hand grenades
From common things around the house
Let's make hand grenades
Listen up, we'll show you how

ok now take an old beer bottle
fill it up with gasoline
some paint thinner for good measure
and a sprinkle of maganese
now stuff a sock into the top
with a zippo you'll be king

Lets make hand grenades
It's hours of fun in a little jar
Let's make hand grenades
Try one out on your neighbors car

(Thank you to The Offspring for that little gem!)

[BookWyrm]

Cats will not be lead. They go when & where they choose. And there better d*mn well be some treats when they get there!

[Mara]

Herding cats is not that hard. You just have to understand what motivates them!

So, anyone 'round these parts know how to motivate cats?

World domination and access to Nuclear Weapons, potentially the annihilation of Texas,
I have heard those are things that make cats happy....that and crotch kicks...

[street.mage]

I played in a game recently where another player chucked a frag grenade in the back of an ambulance.  They fired 2 bazookas at a rig our team was driving, other player took off on a motorcycle from someone who was trying to stop our rig (we were transporting a race car), sped through traffic in a tunnel and chucked it in the back.  Good times.

[FastJack]

At least they were High-Explosive...

[Malex]

How to herd a cat? Why not with a CAT-tle prod?

[FastJack]

How to herd a cat? Why not with a CAT-tle prod?

I just crashed you're bank account for that pun.

[Critias]

How to herd a cat? Why not with a CAT-tle prod?

Because God -- and everyone else -- hates puns.   

[Casazil]

Treats will get them to you as will food but last night I made 8 strays lay down together in one area.......

as has been said Catnip! it works everytime.

[Caine Hazen]

How to herd a cat? Why not with a CAT-tle prod?

Because God -- and everyone else -- hates puns.   

I am going to back up Critias on any pun-nuking that needs to be done

[John Schmidt]

Naw...puns are fun. Punters (for our British friends)...not so much. 

[DarkLloyd]

Wait, shotguns aren't the answer?

When are you razorbois going to figure out that scatter-shot doesn't solve everything?

Nope. But Breathtaker gas grenades sure seem to! 

[Usda Beph]

I've found a can of fresh cat food in hand works well getting our cat (Actually my daughters) to go anywhere I want. As for here on the forum. The liberal appication of High explosives works wonders

[Dead Monky]

I played in a game recently where another player chucked a frag grenade in the back of an ambulance.  They fired 2 bazookas at a rig our team was driving, other player took off on a motorcycle from someone who was trying to stop our rig (we were transporting a race car), sped through traffic in a tunnel and chucked it in the back.  Good times.

I played one a while back where we tossed so many grenades and shot so many rockets into the house the targets were holed up in that we collapsed the entire front facade of the structure.  Those that survived the grenades and rockets were mostly crushed by the debris and the ones that survived that we finished off by sending in a fire elemental to burn the whole thing.  Our group is merciless.

[FastJack]

I played in a game recently where another player chucked a frag grenade in the back of an ambulance.  They fired 2 bazookas at a rig our team was driving, other player took off on a motorcycle from someone who was trying to stop our rig (we were transporting a race car), sped through traffic in a tunnel and chucked it in the back.  Good times.

I played one a while back where we tossed so many grenades and shot so many rockets into the house the targets were holed up in that we collapsed the entire front facade of the structure.  Those that survived the grenades and rockets were mostly crushed by the debris and the ones that survived that we finished off by sending in a fire elemental to burn the whole thing.  Our group is merciless.

What our Monky forgets to tell people is that this was the legwork part of his run...