THE HIDDEN BLADES
GIGGLE HIT
Contract Handler: Fgoo42, NorCal CFS
Contract Mark: Wakshaani
Contract Timeline: Ends on Market Panic Street Date
Contract Limitations: No collateral, physical, or real damage; limited party-popper explosives only; positive ID required; giggle damage only
Contract Value: ¥ ¥ ¥
Open Form Data: Ace Runner, Freelancer, unknown security detail. 1762 posts (1.041 per day, as of this writing)
Current Acceptance Count: 0
Accept Contract: Y/N
Information: Thank you for taking this contract. Target is respected member of the Shadowrun community that recently exceeded his word count and must be taken care of. Only euphemistically "killed by laughter" or found to have "laughed his ass off" will complete this contract. Any actual harm or injury voids all payment.