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« Reply #60 on: <12-08-10/2226:56> »
And I believe in Christmas!

Seriously, 17 days until Christmas and I get the job offer that gets me out of the cold, cold north and back to the lesser cold east.

Huzzah, hooray for less cold!
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« Reply #61 on: <12-09-10/0042:12> »
Of course I believe in christmas! IT GETS ME COOKIES!!!! :D
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« Reply #62 on: <12-09-10/0142:33> »
Of course I believe in christmas! IT GETS ME COOKIES!!!! :D

Because of the holiday season, I am instituting a tempoary allowance of "Christmas" cookies as acceptable payment. However said form of payment must be in the form of certified Christmas iconography: Trees, Snowmen, Santi Clause (plural form, it really is...I think), and or Stars. Gingerbread will also be accepted, provided it is given in limited amounts, in no less than a 4 to 1 ratio with said Christmas cookies.

For those of the Jewish faith; Star of David and or minorah cookies are acceptable but other kosher treats will be handled on a case by case basis.

All other holiday treats are open for negotiation.

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« Reply #63 on: <12-09-10/0530:51> »
And off course anyone can just listen to lovecraftian solistice celebration songs. You really gotta love the US for that.
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« Reply #64 on: <12-09-10/0704:27> »
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeee, a brand new SCV!
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« Reply #65 on: <12-09-10/0801:36> »
Wait, the SC1 one, with a non-politically-correct worker inside?
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« Reply #66 on: <12-09-10/0858:17> »
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeee, a brand new SCV!
Marine Corps vesion sung for the 5th MarDiv CO by Echo Co 5th Marines Christmas '86
1st Day My CO gave to me: An ALICE pack full of duce gear
2nd Day My CO gave to me: Two boots for Humping
3rd Day My CO gave to me: Three Office Hours
4th Day My CO gave to me: Four Bleeding blisters
5th Day My CO gave to me: Five M.R.E.s
6th Day My CO gave to me: Six Bitchin' Corpsmen
7th Day My CO gave to me: Seven more drops
8th Day My CO gave to me: Eight heat Casualties
9th Day My CO gave to me: Nine M-16s
10th Day My CO gave to me: Ten HeloOps
11th Day My CO gave to me: Eleven Tracer rounds
12th Day My CO gave to me: Twelve feet of rope
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Yeah, I'm A Minotaur! You Gotta Beef with that?
I'm a Minotaur not a bully!
I studied at the Rocky Mountain Culinary School.I specialized in Seafood.
My Dad worked out of el Toro In New Mexico.

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« Reply #67 on: <12-09-10/0948:36> »
I see there's a big military presence here...
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« Reply #68 on: <12-09-10/1021:47> »
Wait, the SC1 one, with a non-politically-correct worker inside?

Since the song was introduced WAY before the first announcement of SC2: yes ;)

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« Reply #69 on: <12-09-10/1051:18> »
We sang that to our Bat CO made him LHAO. Has been much fun for me ever since! ;D
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« Reply #70 on: <12-09-10/1129:43> »
So... finally managed to be able to breath again... what's an M.R.E.?
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« Reply #71 on: <12-09-10/1141:25> »
Meal, Ready-to-Eat. What used to be known as field rations.

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« Reply #72 on: <12-09-10/1231:25> »
You mean Meals Rejected by Ethiopians?
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« Reply #73 on: <12-09-10/1255:13> »
I have no idea what you've eaten, but MRE's are absolutely delicious.  If I could buy some online and take 'em camping or fix 'em for game night I would jump on that in a heartbeat.  The heartbeat after I get money, of course.
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« Reply #74 on: <12-09-10/1259:36> »
I dont know about US rations, but german army rations are really good stuff.
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