"Yeah, I heard about the violence part. But that as...er, guy has had it coming for a very long time. But look at things from her perspective. Did she see you do any violence? Were you polite? I do not know where or when you met her, or under what circumstances, but if that is all she has to work with, you sound like a pretty nice guy to me. And I have had a couple of hours of exposure to you and would also consider you a nice guy. As for being a hacker, yeah, that would take a long time. Even as much as you are asking might require some extensive time, certainly more than we have at a Stuffer Shack booth." She looks at you and smirks. "It might even need some night schooling. Hey, don't judge. I told you up front that just because I wear the jacket does not automatically make me a lezzie. I am at least bi and happen to have a soft spot for nice guys taking kids home to their fathers."
Simon looks up from his burger and fries. "Are you talking about me? And I have heard far worse words than asshole."
Steve looks at the kid then laughs. "Okay then. The guy was an asshole and deserved far worse than what you gave him, Spokane."