@Poindexter, I dig the modded IC post. For added fun, why don't you make one small edit. Instead of Japanese, the Zeke says something in Russian.
ETA: we may be out of initiative order now, depending on what Stake's plans for the next few seconds are. We have a guy with a shotgun who was last seen heading toward the SE stairwell on the 2nd floor, a sharp shooter who's barely conscious who was last seen near the SW stairwell on the second floor, Stake who has just entered the SE stairwell on the first floor, and Achak and Becca who are near the SE stairwell on the 3rd floor.
@8-bit, how did the chess tournament go? What openings were you using?