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Title: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Usda Beph on <10-25-10/1020:03>

This is what one our sessions went like! Including not one but TWO trips back to the Crime Mall for forgotten gear.

It's funny, the youngest member of our group is the serious one while I am the most childish/immature (but all in fun of corse)

Here's what happens when I have to much fun/caffine/time!

Serious Business

"Are we there yet?" Usda asked.

"No, not yet," Replied Dust.

Three minutes later. "Are we there yet?" Usda asked again.

"No. Not yet." Dust replied yet again.

Suddenly Coderizon began chanting, "LineLineLineLineLineLineLineLine."

"Damit! Don't make me come back there you two; I swear I'll shoot you both, Yelled Dust!

"But Dust… My name is Usda!"

"Da, and all your gun is belonging to us," chimed in Code.

"Are we there yet?"

"LineLineLineLineLineLineBadgerLineLineLineLineLine"

"I'm going to pull this Transport over and kill you both!"

"Ummmm, Dust? Do you have the paperwork saying we are a prisoner exchange?" Usda meekly asked.

"I thought you had it?" Dust exploded.

"No I was getting a new fake SIN, you were making the deal for this run." Usda protested.

"Oh I have to go back to get Slurpie I left in mall." Code said with an eerie calm.

Four Hours Later…
"LineLineLineLineLineBadgerLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineSquirrelLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineTreeLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineStreakerLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineLappostLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineLakeLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineroadkillLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"
"LineLineLineLineLineMcPhailLineLineLine"
"Are we there yet?"

"Somebody kill me!

"TreeTreeTreeTreeIHateYellowCarsTreeTreeTreeTree"

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Angelone on <10-25-10/1600:13>

Good times :D So did you get anything accomplished?

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Codac on <10-25-10/1643:45>

Yeah we did end up completing the run.

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Usda Beph on <10-26-10/0732:33>

Quote from: Codac on <10-25-10/1643:45>

Yeah we did end up completing the run.

Yeah but we'll be "DOGGING" Codac for a long time about how much dogs *cough cough* love him. He just has this way with Hell Hounds!

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Chaotic Insane on <10-26-10/1435:12>

Dad, you never gamed with us playing Pathfinder. You cannot fully appreciate just how much hell hounds love him oh so lovey dovey much. It's like Belcher with Banes.

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Usda Beph on <10-26-10/1507:22>

So it's Flaming Hot Puppy love!?!

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: FoxBoy on <10-26-10/1612:05>

I'm staying away from you.

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Codac on <10-26-10/1747:57>

*shudders* Freaking Hellhounds

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Usda Beph on <10-27-10/0833:35>

Quote from: Codac on <10-26-10/1747:57>

*shudders* Freaking Hellhounds

I feel your pain Codac! With me its Skeletons & ghouls! :o

But not THE Ghoul! Hiya gang! Hiya hiya hiya. :D

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: The Doomed One on <10-27-10/1132:41>

Not my fault he was always the first one into the rooms with hellhounds in them...

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Chaotic Insane on <10-27-10/1258:56>

And it's no coincidence I was always dead last with the tiger IN FRONT OF MY SQUISHY ASS.

And fox, good call. Try living with the lunatic.

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Usda Beph on <10-27-10/1341:15>

Quote from: Chaotic Insane on <10-27-10/1258:56>

And it's no coincidence I was always dead last with the tiger IN FRONT OF MY SQUISHY ASS.

And fox, good call. Try living with the lunatic.

How dare you speak to me that way! Me the one who molded your squishy brain in my image! Why I should...



GoldFish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Angelone on <10-27-10/1434:12>

SPOON!!! Don't make me fetch Timmy the little wooden boy!

Like I said sounds like good times.

Title: Re: Serious Buisiness
Post by: hazmat the monstar on <11-05-10/1755:10>

Ahhhh... Fond memories of hellhounds and 3rd degree burns on the face.

Title: Serious Buisiness
Post by: Xylifrost on <01-17-11/0048:32>

The way things are going, Vernonia might just be a ghost town soon.