[Texas_Tarantula]

>>>>>[Whoa, ancient code here. Anyway, got jumped at a stuffer shack last week, barely got out with my tail intact. No idea how many gangers needed to take me, but saw how many they were gonna use.]<<<<<
     -- Tekdrake (23:42:34/09-06-72)

>>>>>[Ugh. Gangers are getting worse and worse these days. I hate to sound like an old fogey, but back in my day, kids knew respect - and they didn't have all this ARO crop to ping you with, either! I'm a shaman! Stop harassing me online, you bastards, or I'll make you think you're a frog!]<<<<<
     -- Texas_Tarantula (08:47:22/09-07-72)

[FastJack]

>>>>>[What's a frog?]<<<<<
     -- Bear (09:03:44/09-07-72)

[Caine Hazen]

>>>>>[Get out of the basement Bear, there's a word outside you can live in as well.  There is plenty of stuff there... includin natural light!]<<<<<
     -- Moreau (09:13:22/09-07-72)

[FastJack]

>>>>>[Sez the man without a allergy to sunlight. There's a reason I work the shadows, omae.]<<<<<
     -- Bear (10:21:28/09-07-72)

[Teknodragon]

>>>>>[Ugh. Gangers are getting worse and worse these days. I hate to sound like an old fogey, but back in my day, kids knew respect - and they didn't have all this ARO crop to ping you with, either! I'm a shaman! Stop harassing me online, you bastards, or I'll make you think you're a frog!]<<<<<
     -- Texas_Tarantula (08:47:22/09-07-72)

>>>>>[Why make 'em think they were a frog, and just turn 'em into one instead?]<<<<<
     -- Tekdrake (11:48:54/09-07-72)

[Frankie the Fomori]

>>>//error//>>{uploads 25¥ each online user}>>> [Drek stupid scrag code, damn you if you think fat troll fingers don't cost money...well with that at least someone is going to get a drink out of my hide! On that thought know any Troll friendly pubs? Just in off the old ferry and by god it was a long scraggen trip over the pond, around the channel and up the coast.]<<<<<
     -- Frankie the Fomori (12:58:31/09-07-72)

[FastJack]

>>>>>[Stop by the Big Rhino, Frankie and I'll buy ya a yard o' beer and some great ribs!]<<<<<
     -- Bear (17:14:07/09-07-72)

[Texas_Tarantula]

>>>>>[Why make 'em think they were a frog, and just turn 'em into one instead?]<<<<<
     -- Tekdrake (11:48:54/09-07-72)

>>>>>[It's almost impossible to force a person into another shape against their will - the soul rejects the form and remembers what it is, and strives to maintain that original identity, resisting any weaving the shaman lays over the unwilling subject. If someone is willing to undergo the process, that's different, but as far as I know there isn't an actual offensive shapechanging spell. Besides, it's more fun watching gangers leap around and make ribbiting noises.]<<<<<
     -- Texas Tarantula (08:41:12/09-07-72)

[FastJack]

>>>>>[I still say that was a lousy practical joke, TT. And I still owe ya for it.]<<<<<
     -- Bear (20:40:06/09-07-72)

[Texas_Tarantula]

>>>>>[I still say that was a lousy practical joke, TT. And I still owe ya for it.]<<<<<
     -- Bear (20:40:06/09-07-72)

>>>>>[Hey, if you nanospray "LONE STAR SUX [sic]" onto my jackrabbit, you'd better be prepared to eat humble pie. I had to get the whole thing painted green because of you.]<<<<<
     -- Texas Tarantula (08:53:11/09-07-72)

[FastJack]

>>>>>[Looks better bein' green.]<<<<<
     -- Bear (21:02:53/09-07-72)

[Teknodragon]

>>>>>[It's almost impossible to force a person into another shape against their will - the soul rejects the form and remembers what it is, and strives to maintain that original identity, resisting any weaving the shaman lays over the unwilling subject. If someone is willing to undergo the process, that's different, but as far as I know there isn't an actual offensive shapechanging spell. Besides, it's more fun watching gangers leap around and make ribbiting noises.]<<<<<
     -- Texas Tarantula (08:41:12/09-07-72)

>>>>>[Thanks for the quick lesson. Not much for slinging mojo aside from spitting some nasty sparks; maybe I should start studying up...]<<<<<
     -- Tekdrake (22:24:18/09-07-72)

[Frankie the Fomori]

>>>>>[Bear I am there chap, you will find me wereing this http://www.airmagination.com/shirt-mobster-pooh.html ]<<<<<
     -- Frankie the Fomori (23:32:17/09-07-72)

[Wayfinder]

>>>>>[I once saw a Stuffer Shack that had contracted with a small time security corp. The sec guys had some serious bang installed. Should have seen the looks on those ganger's faces when miniguns dropped from the ceiling. Priceless .]<<<<<
  --Wayfinder(22:14:31/09-07-72)

[Patrick Goodman]

>>>>>[For what it's worth, gangers try to rob Stuffer Shacks in Houston, too. Fraggers nearly killed me doing it, too, about twelve years ago or thereabouts. Or maybe they did and I just got better; the whole thing is kind of...fuzzy to me. I was only there for a six-pack, too.]<<<<<
     -- Thunder (23:44:34/09-07-72)