Yeah the "What was your most 'out of left field' reason for locking a thread?" award.
Elsewhere, the infamous flamewars are on tipping, Bigfoot, Michelle Kwan, and mayonaese.
The most odd was probably one about Fraggles. It was a happy thread, taking about chlldhood memories, and then one poster pops up with a RAGING HATE-ON for Mokey Fraggle, who wants to rape and dismember.
Needless to say, that was a bit of a shock.
Gradually, it turns out that, no, not trolling, he just is filled with boiling rage for this muppet and wants to destroy it in terrible, terrible ways.
Thread winds up locked, but it's still one of those that you look back on and go, "Dubya tee eff, mate?"