Oh Shadowrun! From you I learned t’shoot straight,
To keep friends close and enemies closer,
To never judge by a negative trait,
That UCAS inherited the hoser.
I learned to always conserve my ammo(s),
Keep mage, decker, and sammie by my side,
To always run, fully equipped, in shadows,
To get the best damn rigger for my ride.
Shadowrun! “Never deal with a dragon;”
For I’m crunchy and go well with ketchup,
A chummer isn’t a bard with flagon,
And chunky-salsa is fragged as…ketchup.
Oh Shadowrun! You entice me t’worlds unseen!
You’re chaos of magic, man, and machine!