I would just like to interject that, in all my years on the interwebs (which is basically since ARPANET (okay, I exaggerate (but not by a lot))), this is the most civilized forum I've ever seen. Ever.
I figured, reading the first post, that poor guy was as good as shark bait.
I...I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
*Grin*
-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist