"I don't want fridged, mind you. Just think it like to 'appen at some damn point and with me mug in need of sun now's the time for lady fate to bugger me." He smiles a patchwork grin. "At least Bu'cha's back with the squad. 'is "replacement" was a worthless shite." Takes a deep draw from his lagger.
"I'll pass on the Lagos water mate. If it's like the water in the northern Nigerian kingdoms, I can do without the pissing out my ass. I "ope we'll not be gettin between the Azzies and those eco nuts. Crazy bastards the whole lot, what wif the magic and dragons on both sides. Bad scene."
Looks at Jakob> "Appologies, Mum would flay me for bein so rude." Extends his hand. "Baxter Waterhouse, most call me Bax, aside from the poor bastards that have to call me sir. If it's a comfort, the gits are passable with a gun, if not explosives."