My, my, so many racial jokes. Try this one on:
A human, an ork, and an elf are on a boat. The human runs oversight for Renraku's GridGuide, the ork is a veteran beat cop for Knight Errant, and the elf runs PR for Evo. All of them have been having a crisis of faith, as it were, wondering if their corp's path was really the way to go. They all want to make the world a better place, and after some time deliberating, the cop walks over to the railing and unholsters his Predator. "How many lives has this weapon taken?" he wonders. "Maybe the world would be a better place without so many of our guns in it." He promptly tosses his gun overboard. "One step at a time, I guess."
This inspires the elf. He joins the ork at edge of the railing and pulls out his commlink. He starts looking through his AR feed, seeing countless social media updates. "I wonder how many people I've distracted from the real issues facing the world with NERPS adds and centrality ratings? Maybe this isn't the way to go..." He sends a few commands through his DNI, deleting his soical media profiles, and then tosses the comm into the water. "That's one less distraction in the world. One step at a time."
The GridGuide employee's eyes light up with realization. "I think I know how I can make a small difference as well," he exclaims. He walks up to the railing, and promptly pushes the other two overboard. He claps his hands and gives himself a satisfied nod. "Two steps at a time."
