[FastJack]

By the way, just got my dirty little paws on a Droid 3 this week. Means I can now moderate the forums when stuck in traffic.

What does this have to do with this thread? I can also access my home wireless network from the phone, so if I have the laptop up on the big screen tv for maps/Hero Lab/cool graphics, I can still access and open my PDFs through QuickOffice on the phone for a quick reference. The only thing better would be getting the datajack and simsense.

[CanRay]

I'd still rather a datajack and simsense. 

[FastJack]

I'd still rather a datajack and simsense. 

Baby steps, CanRay. Baby steps.

[CanRay]

Bah!  Run before you can crawl, it's the only way to keep ahead of them!

Of course, I'd get in even more trouble than I already do considering that I'd literally be typing at "Speed of Thought"... 

[FastJack]

Bah!  Run before you can crawl, it's the only way to keep ahead of them!

Of course, I'd get in even more trouble than I already do considering that I'd literally be typing at "Speed of Thought"... 

Especially since you'd be typing your internal monologue...

[The_Gun_Nut]

Dear lord, the crazy that goes on in my brain is frequently disturbing to others.  I can't imagine sharing it with the net.

[CanRay]

Dear lord, the crazy that goes on in my brain is frequently disturbing to others.  I can't imagine sharing it with the net.

I can.

If I have to suffer...  EVERYONE SUFFERS WITH ME!

[Longshot23]

CanRay,

Spoken like a true cult leader   

[CanRay]

You need charisma and social ability to be a cult leader.

[Longshot23]

<Gasp> You mean . . . you don't have . . . you're not . . . .

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  

[CanRay]

I'm just a bitter, bitter man who worked tech support for far too long.

[Longshot23]

That should make you a tech support Face . . .

[CanRay]

Toxic Magician of the Tech Support School of Magic Face.

What part of "EVERYONE SUFFERS WITH ME!" did you not understand? 

[FastJack]

Toxic Magician of the Tech Support School of Magic Face.

What part of "EVERYONE SUFFERS WITH ME!" did you not understand? 

Don't worry, he's actually pretty harmless, just toss him some play-doh and legos every once in a while and he won't bother anyone.

[CanRay]

I'll knock down the voice mail system so that it's an infinite loop of choices and you can never get a metahuman being!  Then I'll rearrange the manual so that it looks like a horrible translation from Japanese-to-Russian-to-Korean-to-English, and then...

....

Ooooooooooooooooo, Lego Technics!