I am now trying to picture the George Costanza version of an elf.
In the Tir Taingire book, there's a fantastic picture of a homeless Elf with a potbelly warming his hands over a burning trashcan while a noble walks by with her guards.
I *want* to say that he had a mullet, but I can't be certain.
But now?
Now I want to see the mullet catch on as a trendy Elf hairstyle.
Because that'd be just hilarious.
(Facial hair was "In" for the Tir, back in the day, as the Princes were almost all beard-sporting types. When they fell out of fashion, so too did facial hair. It'll trend back in time.)