So, I figured I'd take a crack at this concept - just as a thought experiment.
Attached, you will find Buddy the Elf. Inspired by stories of Bill Clinton earlier in the post, I decided to make Buddy a Seducer Shaman. I tried to hew as close to the original concept as often as I could - mystic adept, focus on summoning, etc. This guy can be your face, and you'll be glad he came. He'll be happy to be there too, because WOW does he need cash.
The TL:DR summary: CHA 9, Agility & Reaction 6, no other stat below 3, rolls 25 dice on a Con (seduction) check, has a crappy Fake SIN and hole-in the wall apartment, but owns a Vashon Island Ace of Cups outfit.
Anyway, this was fun. I wouldn't want to play this character, but I think the original concept survives - as does the character!