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« on: <11-18-13/1742:26> »
Someone gave me a valid point I was forced to concede:

If you have cyberbreasts.....

You might as well add guns to them.

Yes, I just went there.

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 :-[

Of course this WOULD result in having to have armor with holes cut in it around your... "Nipples" unless you felt like adding your armor to your enemy's.

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...I feel evil.

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« Reply #1 on: <11-18-13/1755:03> »
Soon to be heard in a bunraku near you.....

So sugar is that a cybergun in your pants or are you ... holy frag that IS a cybergun. :P
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« Reply #2 on: <11-18-13/1830:15> »
That too xD

Well someone at least has a sense of humor about this.
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Now i'm imagining aimable crotch-mounted pistols.

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FRAG MY MIND!

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« Reply #3 on: <11-18-13/2131:37> »
And this is why the Cyber torso has it's own Str/Agi stats...

The question is if you need ambidexterity or if even that is enough to counter the penalty for wielding a gun with your...  errr... body.

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« Reply #4 on: <11-19-13/0536:11> »
Seeing as SR4 had penile implants, which had a capacity for other stuff to be put in them...

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« Reply #5 on: <11-19-13/0639:40> »
They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.

I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.

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« Reply #6 on: <11-19-13/1146:26> »
Seeing as SR4 had penile implants, which had a capacity for other stuff to be put in them...

Monofilament whip!

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« Reply #7 on: <11-19-13/1147:34> »
^Good god, no.


They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.

I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.

But you also have to do the breast-mounted ones!

Now all female shadowrunners can get the augmented equivalent of level 1 shiva arms with machine guns!

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« Reply #8 on: <11-19-13/1335:37> »
I've heard of a pair of snub-nosed 38s, but that is ridiculous!
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« Reply #9 on: <11-19-13/1508:43> »
I've heard of a pair of snub-nosed 38s, but that is ridiculous!

*snrk*

.....Now i'm imagining a troll with a Assault Canon on his crotch.

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GODDAMMIT.

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« Reply #10 on: <11-19-13/1623:07> »
Flamethrower in the derriere.

Have to wear a fireproof kilt with it, but when things go south do a Braveheart and moon the enemy before cutting loose with the Bean Burrito Night Surprise.
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« Reply #11 on: <11-20-13/1301:00> »
^Good god, no.


They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.

I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.

But you also have to do the breast-mounted ones!

Now all female shadowrunners can get the augmented equivalent of level 1 shiva arms with machine guns!

Nothing in the rules say that a male character couldn't get cyberbreasts and put guns in them too.  In fact, it might start a new trend of shadowrunners and other dangerous types of both genders getting progressively larger breast implants to make room for bigger and bigger guns.
Eventually someone will put a HMG in one, and the ammo feed in the other and reality will tear itself asunder as the entire Shadowrun universe spontaneously grows its own giant pink mohawk.

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« Reply #12 on: <11-20-13/1341:59> »
on a man, they are not breasts....


they are Moobs.
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« Reply #13 on: <11-20-13/1345:16> »
My favorite was the oral monofilament whip.  It really had rules.
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« Reply #14 on: <11-20-13/1350:15> »
My favorite was the oral monofilament whip.  It really had rules.

gives a new meaning to the phrase "tongue lashing" :P
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