So, you choose to interpret "saying" as "speaking" when the context suggests that "communicating" would be a more appropriate interpretation, and somehow I'm the one who needs a thesaurus?
Only if you want to be clear. My apologies if that's not your actual intent. Tone rarely comes through the internet in its original state.
I read into it as such initially, not because I believed it was your proper and true intent, but because it was an amusing image for me and humour is the most (if not only) meaningful thing to take from our continued talking to each other in this topic. Since then, we've managed to misinterpret, explain, and disagree that to death. Good job.