[RowanTheFox]

What's the funniest thing you or another player in your group has said in-character? Context not required.

"Hey, Motley Crue! Got your fraggin' bird."

"That's it, I'm going to go slot a dreamchip and enjoy the sweet caress of Nadja's tits. Frag you guys."

[farothel]

Player one: "Stupid horse.  Can't do anything right."
Player two: "If you don't want it, I'll get the lasanga leaves."

This session happened right in the middle of the food scandal in the UK where they had put horse meat in beef lasanga's.

[RowanTheFox]

Player one: "Stupid horse.  Can't do anything right."
Player two: "If you don't want it, I'll get the lasanga leaves."

This session happened right in the middle of the food scandal in the UK where they had put horse meat in beef lasanga's.

At times like this, the Doctor comes to me speaking words of great and profound wisdom.

[Marzhin]

(Trying to infiltrate a secret corp lab by stealing a scientist's ID.)

Other employee: "Wait a minute... you're not John!"
Runner: "I am... John's brother."

[忍]

(Trying to infiltrate a secret corp lab by stealing a scientist's ID.)

Other employee: "Wait a minute... you're not John!"
Runner: "I am... John's brother."

Perfect XP

[Senko]

Not got any shadorun ones sadly but two from other systems . . .

Call of Cthulu
Badly beaten cultist is being interograted to find out their secret lair.
Player 1: "Don't worry I got this." Pulls out his BIG handgun OOC: I shoot to wound. Needless to say he killed the cultist who only had 1 HP left.

GM Reporter: "Dr Mckinkle how do you respond to the rumours you left Dr Harris to die on the Antarctic ice shelf."
Dr Mckinkle: "No amount of beatings would have made that man sane."

DND
New Player: "Hmm I know where to hide my sword." tells GM he wants to sheath the shortsword in his head and wear a hat as it does 1d6 damage and he has 10hp.

System I can't remember
Player Paladin to another player after rescuing a virgin sacrifice: "Hold this wench whilst I remove my tabard."

[Sphinx]

Genie: "All the mysteries of the universe are mine to know, all the secrets of gods and men are laid bare before me. One question only will I answer, mortals, so consider well and carefully what you wish to ask."
Player, quickly: "Where's the best place to get waffles after midnight within, say, 30 miles of here?"

[Ghost Rigger]

Hey, at least they didn't ask "Is that one question for each of us?" or "Can you give us a minute to decide what question to ask?"