[Geekman047]

Discussion from a recent Game:
"It's an awakened Helicopter, I'm going to talk to it"

"No, don't do that."

"Why? When was the last time you talked to a helicopter?"
'I pet the helicopter.'

****

"I talk sexy to it."

"You cannot use seduction on an attack helicopter."

*****

"So whats your name?"

"The person who woke me up just calls me H-27. But that’s what’s written on my tail, he says helicopters don’t get their own names."

“What do you call yourself?”

“I always thought of myself as, Righteous Thunderbird, Deliverer of Justice. But I guess you can call me Joe or something.”

“I think that Joe Thunderbird would be an awesome name for you.”

“Really?”

“Hey guys, this is my friend Righteous Joe Thunderbird.”

[Crimsondude]

I approve.

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[Geekman047]

Righteous Joe: "Stupid birds, they always poop on me. Can I shoot them?"

Shaman: "Don't do that, that's not a good idea."

R.J.: "Why?"

Shaman: Because you're only armed with Missiles."

R.J.: "Only because they took my bullets! I thought that Banshee was making faces at me, how was I supposed to know it was painted that way!?"

[The Dyslexic Won]

LOL
tho I'd think some anime loli type name would be better with the last post

[Geekman047]

If I weren't quoting my players exchange with the Npc I would agree with you.