[RowanTheFox]

In Street Legends Supplemental, it lists a not entirely exhaustive list of Harlequin's skills. On that list is "Gangster Rap 4".

Ok, so does that mean he knows ABOUT rap, or that he knows HOW TO rap? Because the latter would be fraggin hilarious.

[Crimsondude]

I'm pretty sure it's a knowledge skill. Rapping would've been something like Artisan (Sing) or (Rap) or something.

[Marzhin]

He also knows the fabled Demolish Pants spell 

[RowanTheFox]

He also knows the fabled Demolish Pants spell 

I imagine he uses that one a lot after busting out some sick rhymes. 

[The Wyrm Ouroboros]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

[RowanTheFox]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

[RowanTheFox]

Just realized Harlequin might fit Zack Hemsey's style more than Eminem's.

If you don't know who that is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco7qfrPG7I

[Raiderjoseph]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

[RowanTheFox]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

[Raiderjoseph]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

Maybe Bull will do it. Lord knows he doesn't like the guy.

[RowanTheFox]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

Maybe Bull will do it. Lord knows he doesn't like the guy.

I really want to see the look on Harley's face when he realizes he got punked by Bull.

[Raiderjoseph]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

Maybe Bull will do it. Lord knows he doesn't like the guy.

I really want to see the look on Harley's face when he realizes he got punked by Bull.

I would pay cash money for this to he made canon. And then when Harley is in utter shock he straight faced says "Its your mother! She wants to know if your still cleaning out your closet and the police have been asking for the whereabouts of Dr. Dre. He's gone missing and your the last person he was contact with!"

[RowanTheFox]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

Maybe Bull will do it. Lord knows he doesn't like the guy.

I really want to see the look on Harley's face when he realizes he got punked by Bull.

I would pay cash money for this to he made canon. And then when Harley is in utter shock he straight faced says "Its your mother! She wants to know if your still cleaning out your closet and the police have been asking for the whereabouts of Dr. Dre. He's gone missing and your the last person he was contact with!"

Well, Bull is made immortal in my stories after Heart of Gold and right before Mind of a Madman. (He's VERY old by this point, and knows he's dying. Maisie gives him the same deal she gave FastJack. Which a pretty sweet deal, to be honest. Of course there's a catch, and of course there are some...well, unexpected side effects.)

So, they can piss in each other's cheerios for eternity.

[Raiderjoseph]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

Maybe Bull will do it. Lord knows he doesn't like the guy.

I really want to see the look on Harley's face when he realizes he got punked by Bull.

I would pay cash money for this to he made canon. And then when Harley is in utter shock he straight faced says "Its your mother! She wants to know if your still cleaning out your closet and the police have been asking for the whereabouts of Dr. Dre. He's gone missing and your the last person he was contact with!"

Well, Bull is made immortal in my stories after Heart of Gold and right before Mind of a Madman. (He's VERY old by this point, and knows he's dying. Maisie gives him the same deal she gave FastJack. Which a pretty sweet deal, to be honest. Of course there's a catch, and of course there are some...well, unexpected side effects.)

So, they can piss in each other's cheerios for eternity.

You post any of those fanfics here? Would love to read them.

[RowanTheFox]

... actually, do we know that Eminem was born in '72?  Maybe that's a skill he's let atrophy ...

Oh, I'm sure he was a master at faking birth certificates by then. Is Caimbuel Har'lea'Quin the real Slim Shady? I have a feeling that question would get a runner turned to goo. 

Simple way to test it. Next time any of us see him pretend to get a call and then yell out "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? You have a call! Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?" If he subconciously stands up we have a confirmation! Fool proof!

I could have seen Aina doing that just to mess with him, or Frosty. Slamm-0, maybe?

Maybe Bull will do it. Lord knows he doesn't like the guy.

I really want to see the look on Harley's face when he realizes he got punked by Bull.

I would pay cash money for this to he made canon. And then when Harley is in utter shock he straight faced says "Its your mother! She wants to know if your still cleaning out your closet and the police have been asking for the whereabouts of Dr. Dre. He's gone missing and your the last person he was contact with!"

Well, Bull is made immortal in my stories after Heart of Gold and right before Mind of a Madman. (He's VERY old by this point, and knows he's dying. Maisie gives him the same deal she gave FastJack. Which a pretty sweet deal, to be honest. Of course there's a catch, and of course there are some...well, unexpected side effects.)

So, they can piss in each other's cheerios for eternity.

You post any of those fanfics here? Would love to read them.

Blood of the King is posted in the Fanfic section, as well as a few short bits. Blood of the King is actually a link to a Google Doc, as it was too long to post here. It's definitely a little rough around the edges, but I intend to go back and fix it later. I'm also working on a dossier (and an associated mission) that will answer a lot of questions and introduce some new and interesting characters.