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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #30 on: (01:11:03/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[Interesting. The same thing happened to me when I first started running the shadows in '51.
      I just did some searching on the Matrix and found references to this all over the world in most major cities. The really strange thing is that every report of the incidents also manages to mention 'NovaNuke Swedish Meatballs' somewhere in the story.]<<<<<
     -- KageZero (00:05:25/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #31 on: (02:50:47/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[You chummers make me remember that back in my Lone Star days, we were often called to deal with this kind of "Stuffer Shacks robbery", things would get pretty wild sometimes, one of my partners became traumatised because of that, he had to take forced vacations... which never ended. Good thing, dude was a wuss anyway, wondered why he became a cop in the first place.]<<<<<
     -- Turtletron (02:50:45/09-08-72)
(>) ...and I would have made it too, except for those nosey kids & their stupid dog...
(>) excerpt of The Smiling Bandit's taped deposition, Knight Errant casefile #E385h-0516

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #32 on: (10:09:36/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[How can you get traumatized dealing with Stuffer Shack robberies? What, did a nuke-em burrito explode in his face? Did the Ooozy Freeez machine refuse to stand up to questioning? Honestly.]<<<<<
     -- Texas Tarantula (09:09:21/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #33 on: (10:45:42/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[I think I heard o' that guy. Ain't he the one where the gang's wizzer reanimated the soy chik'ns and had them crawl all over him and beat 'im up?]<<<<<
     -- Bear (09:42:48/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #34 on: (10:58:58/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[I think I heard o' that guy. Ain't he the one where the gang's wizzer reanimated the soy chik'ns and had them crawl all over him and beat 'im up?]<<<<<
     -- Bear (09:42:48/09-08-72)

>>>>>[I... I don't think that's possible, Bear. Raising the dead is next to impossible. Raising a dead, fried chicken substitute made entirely out of vegetable matter? The Spirits laugh. If that's what happened, the mage probably used an illusion or poltergeist spell. Heh. Poultrygeist.]<<<<<
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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #35 on: (11:03:47/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[Whaddabout dem Voodoo guys down south? And dem Shemdin spirits we've heard about? They reanimate deaders...]<<<<<
     -- Bear (10:01:06/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #36 on: (11:39:15/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[... In a way, yes. We'll leave it at that. But I don't think any power on earth or in the Spirit Realm can reanimate a hunk of processed soy-based nutrigrain psuedomeat.]<<<<<
     -- Texas Tarantula (10:39:12/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #37 on: (13:06:34/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[Youse sayin' the soy-chik'n ain't meat??]<<<<<
     -- Bear (12:05:39/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #38 on: (13:11:20/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[If it's meat, then I'm an elven simsense star.]<<<<<
     -- Texas Tarantula (12:11:43/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #39 on: (13:19:34/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[I dunno if it was an illusion, though it might explain while he ran away from the restaurant yelling "Get it off of meeeeee!". Awwww, those were good times.]<<<<<
     -- Turtletron (12:16:29/09-08-72)
(>) ...and I would have made it too, except for those nosey kids & their stupid dog...
(>) excerpt of The Smiling Bandit's taped deposition, Knight Errant casefile #E385h-0516

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #40 on: (14:17:59/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[I do what I can to help, omae.]<<<<<
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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #41 on: (15:42:12/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[I can't see a Shedim trying to possess a Soy-Chicken, but in theory a Loa could do it.  Probably wouldn't be happy about it though.  You could also do it with a bit of electronics gear and a Bust-A-Move toy drone.]<<<<<
     -- MacCallister (15:41:08/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #42 on: (16:00:19/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[What, dead-raising-ghosts possessing drones now? That is a... scary thought. Can any of you folks with more arcane knowledge comment on this?]<<<<<
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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #43 on: (16:10:27/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[Hah!  No, I didn't mean possessing drones.  I meant that you could probably "fake" a possession with a Soy-Chicken by putting some drone parts inside one.  I mat have to try that out.  That would freak Johnny 99 right the frag out after one of his all night benders...]<<<<<
     -- MacCallister (16:10:28/09-08-72)

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Re: [IC] Virtual Underworld 93
« Reply #44 on: (19:27:18/09-08-10) »
>>>>>[ I can think of 3 different ways to make a soy chicken attack off the top of my head. First a Phantasm easy and doesn't incur much drain, but it would really only work on the weak minded. Second Control Thoughts and make the guy think he's being attacked, but that is taking a risk with a very heavily controlled spell. Third (and my favorite) Magic Fingers low drain, legal, and you can target multiple people.]<<<<<
     -- Wayfinder (18:25:28/09-08-72)