[Chaotic Insane]

First thing Doom rolled was "pink spongy meat."

I slapped him (lightly) since just the previous day I had to play a game of inanimate-object-marco-polo with my nose and a can of open salmon cat food SOMEWHERE in the pet food at work. Sniffed out where the stench was coming from, reached into the back of the shelf to pull the last couple cans into the light... and shoved my hand in a pile of rotting-salmon-catfood-covered-maggots. I did not want to be reminded of that HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

[The Doomed One]

First thing Doom rolled was "pink spongy meat."

I slapped him (lightly) since just the previous day I had to play a game of inanimate-object-marco-polo with my nose and a can of open salmon cat food SOMEWHERE in the pet food at work. Sniffed out where the stench was coming from, reached into the back of the shelf to pull the last couple cans into the light... and shoved my hand in a pile of rotting-salmon-catfood-covered-maggots. I did not want to be reminded of that HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

I didn't roll that one, I hand selected it just for you.   

[Chaotic Insane]

You are also not on skype. Lolwat.

And you, my good sir, are an ass. XD

[hazmat the monstar]

That's great. I'm getting ready to start some new players. I have to run that one...

[Usda Beph]

Yes. Yes you do. If you roll half as good as Doom did, your friends will have zingers for the rest of your running days! How the heck do you get powdery syrup or was it syrupy powder?

[Doc Chaos]

You don't. Thats just what your brain told you it was. Because it knew you wouldn't be able to handle the truth.

[Usda Beph]

Yeah... That's what I thought too.

[KarmaInferno]

oh yeah. And Dad's covered in "red fizzy meat" and "blue fuzzy veggies"

... how exactly does meat "fizz" unless you have a serious problem? XD

As an aside, I found a fizzy meat product...




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[FastJack]

oh yeah. And Dad's covered in "red fizzy meat" and "blue fuzzy veggies"

... how exactly does meat "fizz" unless you have a serious problem? XD

As an aside, I found a fizzy meat product...

How did I not see that coming...

[Mystic]

How can you have fizzy meat? You've never had my wife's cooking before....

 

[Doc Chaos]

Gah... remind me to never let you invite me for Thanksgiving...

[Chaotic Insane]

Good gods why. Just why. @_@

[The_Gun_Nut]

Every day, in every way, this world inches closer to the 6th world.

Spirits help us.

[Mystic]

Gah... remind me to never let you invite me for Thanksgiving...

That's why we're thankful, I do the cooking.

 

[Crimsondude]

I didn't run food fight until a few years ago using 3e rules, and I just did it with my social adept. But holy hell good use of Small Unit Tactics and Combat Pool is brutal even with an unaugmented character vs. a group of wired idiots. She killed everyone and walked away almost unscathed.

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